Sunday, January 24, 2010

Spartacus Blood and Sand aka (Go read a book instead)

I wonder what their thinking, oh right, "Fuck, this show is horrendous"


Well netflix recommended that i should watch this "Original" Tv series because i enjoyed the original Spartacus, and the HBO t.v. series Rome. Being optimistic about new television shows, and im also kind of a history nerd, i give it a try through the instant player. Let me tell you this, "This movie is an insult to Rome, the creators should be thrown into a time machine and sent to the stone age were they can rethink there knowledge." Like Honestly the first minute is composed of some of the worse CGI effects i have ever seen, Shitty as fucking green screen effects are rampant, its like not even good, its like some one on youtube could have done better. Its like the creators thought they could make an excellent series if they just got a hot looking guy, and Brunette with Big Boobs, all mixed with excessive violence and gore. I honestly didn't even get past the first ten minuets of this shit, I was laughing too hard and shaking my head it was just too horrible. Also another thing that really pisses me off about this shit, is that every ones clothes are sooo fucking clean and every one has PERFECT TEETH, like every single person including the prisoners gets Medi-care. The clothes like even the peasants had sure raggedy clothes but their skin was perfectly clean, its like god dammit, like yeah sure Rome had a sewage system but its not like every one got a hot water and a clean bath. Basically this series is going to be crap, the people that will like this series, are for people who enjoy, excessive violence and gore, all about the action, bro. I'd rather read a picture book about Gladiators then watch this, or better yet i'd rather look at this picture then watch this crap again. Better quality, more accurate, and violent, everything this series fails to achieve.

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