I remember in highschool when the first one came out and all my friends got excited and i went over to my friends house and with another friend beat the entire game in one sitting. I felt that the first one was highly enjoyable but it just felt like one of thouse games that you beat and its like wow, that was cool, so what other game do you want to play? Condemned? While the second one came out on Nov 12th 2008, I can't really remember what i was doing that year but i never got around to playing it, probably because I was too busy playing MGS4, and just forgot about it. I beat this game with a friend awhile ago, and hahahaha what a funny ass game. The Characters look like oversized bodybuilders, who fight an alien race, and end up doing this a lot.
Which just added to more of the jokes being told when playing this game, ok ok the best player and most enjoyable character to listen to is Cole, the Black Guy. Let me just show you some of the quotes this characters says.
Like i said before this guy was hilarious the entire game, like i got to a point where i really did not care about what the other character said, i just wanted to hear Cole speak, says the most ridiculous stuff ever. Anyways, about the game, its pretty much the exactly the same as the first one just with Chainsaw duels, meat shields, mo' weapons, and much more blood and gore. I also felt the adventure in this one was more entertaining just because the scenery changed more frequently, and the locations were pretty original, like right out of a black metal album artwork. The story was better, Dom gets all ancey about finding his wife, and more of the same of like "how da fuck are we supposed to kill this entire creature race and still be alive to tell the tale," that sort of stuff. The gameplay was fun, oh yeah it wayyyyyyyy better to play with another player, like I tried playing with an NPC and omg. I was fighting this boss and ALLLLLLLLL what the other character did was stay at the farther side of the boat and didn't ABSOLUETLY nothing just stood there, didn't even shoot shit. Their hella dumb. Besides the dumbass A.I. the game was fun, funny as hell, and the ending totally left it open for a third one. Overall the game was more fun if you play it with friends and beat it all in one sitting, some of the laughs are priceless, but dont' expect highclass dialogue and story line, because this is a straight up Hollywood action movie staring Vin Diesl, and John Cena, you'll laugh because its so over the top.
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